Things I Have Learned Thus Far From My Hospital Externship

July 31, 2008
  1. I sincerely hope I never, ever have a cerebellar/occipital lobe stroke.
  2. If I need to have a colostomy, I’m requesting a colostomy bag that I don’t have to burp. I will be firm with nursing about this.
  3. I have a “very dry” humor.
  4. I should start taking monetary bets from people I meet when they try to guess how old I am, because they are always wrong. Always.
  5. I have good taste in scrub tops: