Things I Have Learned Thus Far From My Hospital Externship
I sincerely hope I never, ever have a cerebellar/occipital lobe stroke.
If I need to have a colostomy, I’m requesting a colostomy bag that I don’t have to burp. I will be firm with nursing about this.
I have a “very dry” humor.
I should start taking monetary bets from people I meet when they try to guess how old I am, because they are always wrong. Always.
I have good taste in scrub tops:
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