I decided to have a piece of bread as a snack, and about halfway through, I noticed that there were small, black, moldy patches on it. I felt completely scummy and gross, and I prayed I wouldn’t get sick. But then I found this article that told me everything might be okay. Heck, I might even live forever! Perhaps I should purchase one of these to commemorate the day I became invincible.
I just ate mold.