You Say A Lot Of Funny Things, My Little Bunny (Part 2)


So I’ve had several weeks since finishing my school externship to post this, but you know how the holidays are crazy and such.  (That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.)  Here are some choice quotes from the kids during the second half of my time at the elementary school:

me: “What’s the girl’s problem?”
student: “She doesn’t want to eat those beans.”
me: “That’s right!  But how do you know that?”
student (after thinking for a moment): “Because beans make her fart!”

student: “Sometimes people steal babies and sell them on the black market.”

me to student who wouldn’t leave the room: “You need to go back to class now…”
student with autism: “I gotta poop.”

student: “Where are you going when you leave here?”
me: “I’m not sure yet, but I’m going to look for a job at another school.”
student: “I think you’re going to Africa.”

student: “I didn’t have the stomach flu.  My stomach was hurting because I didn’t have any water or meat.”

student (to me): “Your teeth are really straight.”
me: “After three years of braces, I would hope so!”


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