My horoscope today was ridiculously specific: “If you aren’t currently romantically involved, Aquarius, today you could meet someone who shows a lot of promise. Work might be involved in some way, and it’s also possible that this person has been living in your neighborhood for a long time. A friend could introduce you to each other. You’ll probably spend at least an hour talking, and will probably make arrangements to meet again.”
So someone I work with lives in my neighborhood and we have a mutual friend in common? That seems like a tall order, especially since it’s 5:30pm and I didn’t meet anyone today, and I have no plans to go out this evening.