What?

January 8, 2010

My horoscope today was ridiculously specific:  “If you aren’t currently romantically involved, Aquarius, today you could meet someone who shows a lot of promise. Work might be involved in some way, and it’s also possible that this person has been living in your neighborhood for a long time. A friend could introduce you to each other. You’ll probably spend at least an hour talking, and will probably make arrangements to meet again.”

So someone I work with lives in my neighborhood and we have a mutual friend in common?  That seems like a tall order, especially since it’s 5:30pm and I didn’t meet anyone today, and I have no plans to go out this evening.


The Dawning Of The Age Of Aquarius

November 21, 2008

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I had probably the best horoscope ever today:

“A female visitor could come to your door today with some interesting and useful information, dear Aquarius. This information could involve anything from stock market trends to a forthcoming wedding or occult and metaphysical matters. Whatever it is, you’ll find it captivating and might sit and listen to your guest for quite a while. By the time he or she leaves, your mind should be spinning. Take a walk, and clear your head. Otherwise, you’ll be awake all night.”