Free Calendar

January 5, 2009


When I walked out of Trader Joe’s today (with more edamame hummus!), a woman getting out of her car offered me a free calendar.  She said she had a box of them, and was going to throw them away if she couldn’t get rid of them.  “Well, sure!” I said, taking the calendar and thanking her.  Upon getting home, I realized it was a religious calendar.  I’m kinda surprised it didn’t burst into flames when it crossed the threshold of my apartment.

My favorite biblical quote is for the month of May: “All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field; the grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of the Lord stands forever.”  1 Peter 1:24-25

That’s just bizarre.


Another Perfect Day

October 8, 2008

I received a coupon in the mail today for a free 2 oz body lotion from Bath and Body Works – no purchase required.  American companies, please! Stop sending me all this free stuff!  It is too wonderful, and I am sure I don’t deserve it.

Just a Perfect Day

October 7, 2008

You know it’s a great day when you receive a free chocolate chip cookie in the mail!

What?  You didn’t get one?  Click here to fill out a form for your free cookie!