When I walked out of Trader Joe’s today (with more edamame hummus!), a woman getting out of her car offered me a free calendar. She said she had a box of them, and was going to throw them away if she couldn’t get rid of them. “Well, sure!” I said, taking the calendar and thanking her. Upon getting home, I realized it was a religious calendar. I’m kinda surprised it didn’t burst into flames when it crossed the threshold of my apartment.
My favorite biblical quote is for the month of May: “All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field; the grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of the Lord stands forever.” 1 Peter 1:24-25
That’s just bizarre.